Story of my life.

On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I don't have class until 3:30 pm. Which means I have a legitimate excuse to sit in my jammies all day and watch stuff on the internet.

Today, I was watching an episode of Arrested Development on Hulu. I looked at the clock, it was 2:45 and I had yet to shower. I quickly did the math in my mind: 5-15 minutes for a shower and getting dressed + long time/short time on the bus depending which one comes first = probably gunna be late to class. So I did a really fast shower and got dressed and all that junk and I stepped outside. It was 3:00 on the dot.

Now, there are 2 bus loops that go from my dorm to campus. One of them goes all around campus before dropping off right in front of the building I needed to go to. The other drops off maybe 50 yards from the front door and goes right there. I was hoping for bus loop #2, but all that was there was a #1 bus.

I decided to get off at the first stop for bus #1 and walk to my next class.

The problem was that the walk, when standing at the stop I got off at looked a little something like this:

In my mind, this seemed quicker than taking the bus all the way around campus before it delicately dropped me off at my destination with a lollipop or a unicorn or something magical like that. I am so dumb sometimes.

After the long and brutal walk, I had finally made it there... Literally 2 minutes before the same bus that I got off of arrived at the magical stop of childish wonder.

And I was still 15 minutes early for class.